Arun Sandhukha, Indian Man, Dies After Penis Allegedly Bitten Off By Rats.
In our second penis related fail of the day we go to India where a man in a state-run hospital had his penis bitten off by rats. He was found hours after the incident by family members who said “No nurse was found at the scene and he was writhing in pain. His penis had been nibbled by rats”
The relative said that hospital staff “admitted the presence of rats in the hospital.”
Moral of the story? There is none, sorry.
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