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Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-bop-bop, 30, was arrested near Wisconsin Capitol after he was expected to be charged on Monday with possession of marijuana and a knife, as well as a probation violation following the Wisconsin’s man’s arrest in a park near the state Capitol, said police.

Bad name to pick for being a bad ass.

Where did this guy pick his name from?

Zopittybop-bop-bop — AKA Jeffrey Drew Wilschke before a state court approved his name change request in November — was arrested on Thursday afternoon in a park less than a mile from the Capitol in Madison after police received multiple complaints from neighbors. Apparently they either didn’t like his name or didn’t like the weed he must have sold em.

Zopittybop-bop-bop told officers he would “get even with them” when they were taking him to jail. By getting “even with them”, we assume he means giving them equally ridiculous names. They also recovered marijuana, a knife and other drug paraphernalia after his arrest. Where can we claim these items I wonder?

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