I'm gonna bail this guy out of jail and buy him a bottle of whatever he wants.
This fatty messed with the wrong D-Bags ride. Now he's going to be service a long sentence getting planked by bubba in the country jail.
Guy picked the wrong name for his criminal identity.
Putting a baby in the over. FAIL.
Seattle's masked superhero crime fighter "Phoenix Jones" is now fighting an assault charge.
Best story I've heard in a long while. Hopefully there was a banjo accompaniment when all this was going down.
Two guys take dead buddy out on the town for one last night of drinking