This kid sounds like a girl, but he still might have something going here for him.
Pigeon craps all over poor kid in a premeditated sort of way.
Wow i bet you his head hurts pretty bad. Gonna have to put some ice on that.
Doing a wheely on a scooter is pretty balsy. Doing it with a girl on your back is kinda like a pimp. is it a win? or a fail?
Poor baby is a born failure due to his parents.