The lentil in question, discovered by villagers drilling a well, is actually an artificial vagina.
Chinese are soo funny.
If the president knew what was going on I'm sure he would turn to look.
This is the kind of first lady we need to have here.
Douche-Bag cop casual walks up to a poor man who is in diabetic shock and kick him in the head several times.
Fuck the police.
This guy wont let anything get in his way of building that new driveway.
Innovation success.
Epic Troll: Crow Starts Fight Between Two Cats
This crow is real gangster. Just watch what he makes these two cats do to each other.
Idiot deputy tries to smuggle heroin filled buritto into courtroom.
Hey, Where'd You Get That Heroin Burrito?
She didin't see that cumming.
Girl gets a nice surprise during webcam performance.
Kid attacked by angry pigeon.
Pigeon craps all over poor kid in a premeditated sort of way.
Fails in the world of plastic surgery.
We love to see plastic surgery fails here. We can always use more.
Teamwork Win.
If everyone helped each other out like this the world would be a better place.
The 2nd coolest guy in the world.
The first coolest guy in the world is Vladimir Putin, this guy is the second.
Douchebag parallel parks like a douche
Watch this asshole park between these 2 cars.
Dancing dog tries to impress his Drug kingpin.
Drug cartel dog was given coke on a tuesday morning.
Ninja squirrel vs stoners
They heard a noise in the garbage can and decided to see what was in there...